Crude Oil Cookies!

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Crunchy, Energizing and rich, this crispy cookie goes great with a glass of milk!

Based off of the cookies mentioned in Middleman's letter in the boardbot "Department Audit" / Data Leaking event of 2024

Makes like... 24 cookies



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Cookie Ingredients:

  • 1 1/4 cup dark chocolate chips. (or if you want it sweeter use semisweet)
  • 1/3 cup of flour
  • 1/4 teaspoon of baking powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 4 tablespoons of unsalted butter
  • 2 large room temperature eggs
  • 1 1/3 cup of white sugar
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons of freshly, finely ground coffee
  • 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract



  • Pre-Bake Instructions

    Preheat the oven to 350 F

    Line your Cookie trays with parchment paper for easy release

    Wet Ingredients Instructions

    Take your butter and 3/4 cup of your chocolate of choosing and melt the butter and chocolate

    (reserve the rest of the chocolate for later, those are gonna be your chunks!)

    Melt the butter via a double boiler by placing a heatproof bowl over a pot of boiling water, mixing the butter and chocolate till smooth

    OR in the microwave by slowly melting it in 10 second intervals, mixing after every 10 seconds till melted.

    either way when its melted Set the mixture aside till its lukewarm.

    you do NOT want it hot. if its too hot it WILL cook your eggs and ruin the cookies.

    beat the eggs, sugar, coffee grounds and vanilla till its fluffy, pale and creamy. this WILL take a hot minute. 5 minutes minimum.

    the results are amazing if you mix it very well.

    once thats done, carefully fold the LUKEWARM chocolate and butter mixture into the sugar and egg mixture with a spatula

    if theres no solid chunks and theres only silky smooth chocolately goodness with a slight grittiness from the coffee youre GOLDEN.

    Dry Ingredients Instructions

    whisk and sift the flour, salt and baking powder with a fork or whisk.

    once combined add in the rest of your chocolate chunks or other mix-ins

    After everything is coated in flour fold the flour mixture into the wet ingredients.*

    *once its properly combined, cover and refridgerate for 1 hour at minimum 4 days at maximum

    the refridgeration task isnt actually REQUIRED. but prism suggest you do so to properly meld the flavors together

    itll still taste good if you go right into scooping if you preheated the oven and want the cookies right then and there.

    Baking Instructions

    scoop and drop about 2 tablespoons of the mixture 2 inches apart on the lined baking sheets

    Place on the middle and lower racks of the preheated oven.

    bake for 8-12 minutes, rotating occasionaly to ensure an even baking

    Youll know its done when the outside is puffed, dry and crackled but the inside is still rather.. gooey.

    Wanna double, triple or quadruple Crude-ify your Crude Oil Cookies??? Add These!

  • Add 1/2 cup of Chopped and Toasted Walnuts*!
  • Add 1/2 cup of Chopped and Toasted Pecans*!
  • Add 1/2 cup of Chopped and Toasted Almonds!
  • Add 1/2 cup of Chopped pretzel sticks!

    ideally you only need 1/2 cup of mix ins, if you want to add more than one mix-in, divide accordingly.

    *i find they have a better taste if you toast Walnuts and Pecans in the oven and then add them into the cookies. Less waxy

    to properly toast them just...

    Preheat the oven to 350°F

    toss them in neutral oil and salt spread nuts in a single layer on a baking sheet.

    bake for 5-10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until they are golden brown and fragrant.



  • Prism's Thoughts!

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    Still here?

    Cool... *Ahem*

    When it came to this cookie, i took more liberties than i usually do! It was only mentioned briefly in the Middleman letter that was part of the department audit / data breach event, so i had to work off of the name. As easy as itd be to just make it a simple double chocolate cookie (chocolate batter and chocolate chunks) it didnt really say crude oil to me. especially not since cogs, or in ttcc's universe suits, primarily use things like crude oil as some sort of form of fuel. It reminded me of those chocolate covered espresso beans! Bitter coffee, sweet chocolate.. it seems like something that a cog would love! In my initial run i used Semi-sweet chocolate, and that was just too sweet and rich for me... So I suggest using dark chocolate unless you have a super sweet tooth! Not much else came up with this experiment, i had accidentally forgot to add enough flour and it left me with a crunchy airy cookie once they cool down and harden. Even though i did want a more gooey cookie to make it a "crude oil" cookie, the light crispy texture was a blessing in disguise. It made the cookie so fun and delicious and very satisfying. So i hopefully made a cookie worth selling sensitive company information for!

    I mean i would sell a corpo out for a fat plate of these



    If you read all that, thank you for delving into the madness of my brain.

    I HOPE it made SOME SENSE. if not, then oops?

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