Dumpster Tip: "Crude Oil is dinosaur flavored!"


Mouthpiece's Crude Oil Morsel and Ginger Tar Cookies

A delicious cinnamon sugar dusted sugar cookie with butterscotch morsels and candied ginger bits.

Based off of the cookies the Mouthpiece gives to the Chief Operations Officer in Toontown Corporate Clash's 2023 April Toons event.

I created the recipe because I was haunted by dreams of breaking into the C.O.O's office and eating his cookies.

But because of rising gas prices. I opted for easier to obtain ingredients.

Makes 24 cookies to share with friends, family and work colleagues. (or to eat by yourself. Prism doesn't judge.)

Cookie Ingredients:
  • 1 cup butter
  • 1 egg
  • 1 cup powdered sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup of butterscotch morsels
  • 1 cup minced candied ginger
  • Cinnamon Sugar coating:
  • 3 Tablespoon of cinnamon
  • 3 Tablespoon of sugar

  • Dumpster Tip: "If you use candy ginger (ginger chews) it will melt and make pools of hard, sticky candy and large holes in the cookies. trust me. I'd know."


    Cookies The Mouthpiece gave The C.O.O

    Pre-Bake Instructions:

    Preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.

    Mince your candied ginger and set aside.


    Instructions:


    Wet Ingredients:

    In a bowl beat the powdered sugar and vanilla extract with the softened butter until creamy.

    Beat in your egg into the wet ingredients.


    Dry Ingredients:

    In a separate bowl sift in your 2 cups of flour, salt and baking soda. Mix well.

    Toss your morsels and minced candied ginger with the dry ingredients to avoid clumping and sticking.

    1/2 cup at a time add in your dry ingredients to your wet ingredients. Mix well.

    Once your dough is well mixed, portion them out and roll them into 1 inch balls.


    Dusting:

    In a bowl mix your white sugar and cinnamon together until homogeneous.

    Add 2 to 4 balls at a time to the bowl and toss your dough ball in the cinnamon sugar.

    Once coated place the dough balls onto a baking sheet coated with parchment paper.

    Once all balls are coated and placed onto the baking sheet flatten the dough with a glass coated with the excess cinnamon sugar.

    Sprinkle any excess cinnamon sugar onto of the flattened dough balls if desired.


    Baking:

    Once the oven is heated place the cookies in the oven for 10 minutes or until light golden brown.

    Once done baking place onto a cooling sheet until room temperature and ready to be enjoyed.


    Dumpster Tip: "Prism suggest you wait till they're cool as hot candy is dangerous and you might get hurt. Unless you are immune to pain. Then go right ahead."


    Mouthpiece from Toontown Corporate Clash holding a HUGE Pile of cookies & Prism but Sellbot is pogging

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